Originally Posted by Phil_gretz

You might want to never write that sort of thing again on the internet, because...

Your future father-in-law will block your proposal or withhold/injunct Buffy's trust fund, or

A very good potential employer will decide that your resume goes into the "never contact" file, or

The government will use your own words to discredit your character in an unrelated criminal action...


The list of reasons why is a long one, indeed.