this morning after a long night of drinking i went to mcdonalds on the way home and got a steak egg and cheese bagel and a coffee. when i was walking out to my bike this old black guy with a bucket hat and some kind of rods in his hand and maybe a backpack, probably a transient dude was like "that chyo cadillac over there?" "somebody's got a beautiful bicycle!" it made me laugh and smile and say thank you and then he just disappeared. it mightve been morgan freeman/god... not sure. but my bike is kind of a turd so i was like whaat
okay