But you at least have the satisfaction of knowing some form of Dorlene, Pudge, or Clefus bolted that sucker as tight as it could go as soon as they got done with the new Vogner Char-Kings and patio furniture (on sale for $59.99 with you WallyCard).

You can put diamonds on a turd but it is still a turd. You can make a toilet with pure gold but it is still for when you need to drop the ole' "deucearoonie" (medical term).

The only thing "high end" at WallyMart is maybe some of the employees towards closing time (hi-oh)