Originally Posted by SirHustlerEsq

I can't use a saddle bag because it looks too much like a scrotum, ball-less and flaccid or wound tight around bovine, bulging testicles. I get what you mean on the functionality, which is why classy cyclist bros stuff tools and gear in a pocket for the same reasons we don't bolt spare tires and tools to the trunks of our cars. Oh yeah, no floppy, banging around, falling-off, losing stuff. We pro, ya'll.