[MENTION=190941]jimmuller[/MENTION] -

Don't count yourself out! if only 1% is successful....... Try replacing the saddle with a handlebar. I've not done it but I have seen many ride on the front with their feet on the front axle and sitting on the bars. That would be dramatic and different. Do they make stems with a 27.2 Diam?
The question did not say anything about improvement!