Awww I love you guys too. I'm really looking forward to the day when we can all meet in person at a bike/beard event. It'll be sweet.
It was a half page of beard talk in a 425 page thread that gets derailed to the point that you could call it an off topic thread. I find it amusing that this caused you so much outrage that you needed to google a beard forum, post a link, along with pointless sarcastic banter that you're continuing to drag on for another half of page.