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Old 05-21-15 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
I definitely felt out of place rolling up to the SF Rapha store with my dirty loaded up Surly. One overpriced coffee please.
For all the thespians in the audience (have a laugh or don't, no hate of Rapha they make some purdy shiz):

Rapha employee #1 : "ewwwww whats that?"
Rapha employee #2 : "looks like bike grease, yuck"
Regular biker: "yes I actually ride my bike"
Rapha employee #1 : "you what now?"
Regular biker: "ride my bike"
Rapha employee #1 : "Come again?"
Regular biker: "R-I-D-E MY B-I-K-E"
Rapha employee #2 : "but your clothes aren't from our boutique and your bike looks so cheap and dirty...huhwuhzuhkuhhhhhhwhh, I don't think I can talk to you"
Rapha employee #1 : "OMG I was on Strava like so hard last night"
Rapha employee #2 : "That site is tots the best, I am on it like all the time when I am preloading for my club ride on the weekends, I train so hard."
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