Out today for a short trip. A farmer was rounding up his cloned sows wi a Landcruiser, horn blaring, complete wi steel drum clattering in the back.
But not all cloned cows are equal, even if they do face the the same way. Two stood out, and failed to cooperate, so the farmer swung his vehicle in hot pursuit. By the time he sorted out the miscreants, the rest o the herd were back where they started.

You dont want to hear a Scottish farmer swear, you really dont.

Good job they dont clone farmers. . .