Originally Posted by
KonAaron Snake
I fantasize about jousting salmon cyclists, punching right of way abusing peds, shooting paint thinner from a water bottle onto the cars of rude drivers and shoving a pump into the wheels of sidewalk riders. Sometimes the fantasies are graphic.
My son, we all have these feelings at times and it is only through the grace of our lord and saviour, Eddy Merckx (blessed be his name) that we relent and do not act out on these fantasies.
Please say 20 Fausto Coppis and 20 Marco Pantanis so that you might gain absolution for your sins.