Well, contrary to popular belief, it was not Paul's sister.

Dunno exactly. It may have been as simple as a dry patch that got irritated, and I may have scratched it in my sleep. It was raised, lumpy, red, and a bit angry on the edges.
I'm not one to take chances with things like that, and when I realized that one thing or another had been in that spot for at least a couple of months, I booked in at the Skin Cancer Clinic. The took a chunk of me to send to the lab, and checked out all the other little questionable spots I had.
Better to be on the safe side. And always wear your sunblock.
Cheers everyone