Originally Posted by IFPCL

Went on a 20 mile night ride with 3 buddies from my school. Towards the end of the ride we passed a heavily tatted dude riding a fixed gear on the sidewalk. 20 seconds later he rode up fast on our left side and leapfrogged our line, clearly challenging our collective masculinity. My friend who is a crit racer, and therefore the coolest of us all, went ahead and smoked his ass right then and there, pulling far ahead on his own fgb. I decided to conserve my energy, employing a strategy from everyone's favorite sports anime, and suck the challenger's wheel for a quarter-minute while he exhausted himself. It totally worked and I got to smoke some ass too and feel really cool. Fixie kid if you're reading this I am faster than u