a few things:

•i have a "scratch" tattoo, and i think anyone with a decent amount of tattoos has at least one. it happens to be one of my favorite ones, i didnt get teh diseases.

•ive eaten burritos while getting tattoed, i wasnt dribbling **** all over my open wound or moving around. NBD.

•the curtain rod from a crutch = awesome.

•happy burfday!