Had a senior moment this morning. The supermarket was pretty busy, with not enough check-out help, so I started bagging my own groceries. When I was almost done an employee comes up, looks at my 'work', and asks how I learned to bag them so well. I told him I was a bagboy back in my late 'teens. He then introduced himself as the store manager and his reply was "would you like a part-time job to supplement your pension?"

Geez, I don't mind the senior discounts, but I still have about 10 more years of full-time work before retirement!