Originally Posted by Bandera

Plootering
ˈploo(ə)ter-iNG/
noun
noun: Plootering
1. A non-competitive activity of riding a bicycle. Plootering has three main forms: open public road plootering (typically over suburban distances), imaginary racing ( Strava included ), and wandering about aimlessly (typically on a MUP).
2. Imaginary racing advocates insist that only a single flavor of cycling hardware is suitable for their non-competitive activity with the fervor of a Stalinist era apparatchik at the 1951 Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
3. Imaginary racing advocates believe that riding over their local overpass is as difficult as climbing the Kwaremont and that TXDOT chip seal is the same surface as Roubaix’s pave’.
4. Aimless wandering advocates are unsure of their exact location, but enjoyed getting there regardless of what machine they ride.