Most bikes can mock me, all they want to, but in the end it is they that are stuck with me riding them.
I got to visit a few LBS last week. They did agree with a full suspension bike, but what LBS wouldn't? They certainly cost more. Two stores were very friendly and informative. One has a demo program, the other sells bikes that are used by a local rental company. So it looks like I will be able to try before I buy. Funny, the trails that are by my house weren't on the bike trail maps - either because they are primarily hiking trails, or because they are too short. But, there is PLENTY of trails to choose from. It is sad that I will have to wait a few months after moving for the heat to calm down.