Today Subaru sent me a vacuum cleaner.



UPS drops off a big box from Subaru and I'm like "Wha...?" Open it up and there is a Dyson vacuum inside. It came with a card from customer service...



I figured out that they send Dyson cordless vacuums to people who call customer service with complaints like the dealer put the wrong oil in the car or something. I called them to ask a question but didn't have a complaint and next thing you know they send me a $300 vacuum. Weird.

I'm gonna sell it on craigslist to fund a new microwave over my stove.


-Tim-