Originally Posted by
Scrodzilla
Today on my way home, a dummy in a Porsche Boxster cut in front of me in order to speed through an intersection before the light turned red but got stuck because of people turning. When I rode up next to him, I smiled and said, "Nice Miata!"

That is brilliant. You should use this in a comedy act. Maybe make a movie: Dave Scrod Does Comedy! You could be making some of that sweet sweet comedian money : P