Originally Posted by
RPK79
It's important you get a doctor who is also a cyclist. Look at their hands. If they have tan lines on both they're a cyclist if they have tan lines only on one they're a golfer. Don't go to the golfer!
Wait, Wait, Wait!!! You can't go just by that! The doctor could be part of the ever-growing intermural Quidditch Association and spend his or her weekends wearing
these.
The doctor has to have ankle and thigh lines as well. There shouldn't be any issue with asking for this proof. If the doctor doesn't immediately hitch up their pants and show off their guads, find another doctor. That right there just isn't worth your time.