you stupid vanilla lovers... chocolate is the best and you know it, but instead you pretend to like vanilla best.
everyone knows that vanilla is a non-flavor, so what gives?
now before anyone gets in a tizzy, i am sure there are plenty of "strawberry" supporters here
let's stop the partisan BS and accept the truth so that we can collectively sweep the globe and seize all the chocolate for ourselves and our children.... and our children's children.

what do you say?