Originally Posted by
work4bike
I'm a Fred that likes to

by the 'real cyclists' and watch them disappear in my pathetic Fred-like mirror


Nope ... you are an undercover poseur. Real Freds dont care if they pass anyone, any more than they care if they get passed. Speaking as the world's greatest ultra-Fred and the most widely respected authority on the subject, I can assure that that every word I say is true.
Freddy-Bob Bulldog can back me up on that.