I am a fred and proud of it!
I ride old steel and dress any way I want.
I ride slow and traffic scares me sh--tless.
I ride my road bike in the dirt sometimes.
If I had a walkman I would listen to The Grateful Dead when I ride.
I don't have much money so I fix my own bike.
I don't buy bike jewelry but sometimes I find gems at the swap meet.

I am a Fred

Pffffft !