There's a guy in my town who has gotten two HUI's in less than a year. Riding a horse down the street with a 1.8 alcohol reading (the rider, not the horse).
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"I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my harm." As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 2. Shakespeare.
"Deep down, I'm pretty superficial." Ava Gardner.