Okay, so it's not a bicycle, but it's a classic, and kinda vintage. Stanley belt sander. Looks like it was thrown out of hell for bad behavior, but it still works.
I don't normally bother with appliances, but the sanding belt was shot and the cable looks dodgy, so I figured the odds were good there was nothing else wrong with it. And that seems to be the case!
Any guesses as to the age of it?
It's barely comparable, but we still have and use a 55-year-old electric hand mixer. It's not pretty, but still works great.