The mental image of a full ankle to cuff to neck kit advertising sausage, to allow one to avoid having to wear bike clothes... not good...

Cinzano was mentioned (don't like that brand) but I am going to have a Manhattan (with Carpano Antica and a Fabbri Amereno cherry*). I need strong drink to get the tattooed naked sausage guy out of my mind. Yuck.

*Redemption Rye base, but Wellington Canadian Whiskey also works.