What is the exact reason that idiot three year old in the city park couldn't see I was heading for a Strava KOM, and should I have just run over them to teach them a life lesson?
Will one ever ride the TdF if they have a saddlebag and a frame pump?
Should one even carry a spare tube and pump, or will the next sucker riding by have one for me?
And just how much am I going to get laughed at if I show up with a mirror on my bike?