Everyone knows about the "death fork" and the "death stem."

What are the parts that would create the ultimate DEATH MACHINE?

I would just LOVE to get a carbon fiber frame and outfit it with all the technology that assplodes and kills people then watch the universe just fold in and turn into a black hole around the bike.


Theres the Viscount "death fork."

The AVA "death stem."

The American Classic "impaler" seat post.

The Maillard Helicomatic hub.

The Suntour Mountech.