When my red star kicks in the flag will flap in the breeze

Having been in the states for 3 years now, i find myself drinking alot of -

Great Lakes Dortmunder (cleveland microbrew)
Becks (light and dark)
Stella Artois
Bass
Warsteiner
St Pauli Girl

Tried really hard to get the taste for American beer. But its just too sweet, and watery. The very first thing im going to do when i get back home is walk to a pub and order a cascade or a boages, watch an over of cricket, and eat a meat pie.

I don't know how anyone can drink coldies. Far too weak for my taste. Sure its kind the next day, but ive always favoured my tasted buds over my brain anyway