Warnie? The fat bum who still think's he's a kid but with the back of a 80 year old from all the teenage girls he's been rooting instead of taking care of his family, who took a few wickets last year at a gazzillion runs per wicket cause Ponting (who Klink would make a better captain than) bowled him from one end the entire year, who's just going to sit back on his laurels and bowl like a bum (to match Langers batting like a bum, and Ponting captain like a bum) until he can get over to England for another ashes series so he can go root a few more teenagers.

Warnies got nothing. I would have flogged him everytime I faced him if Pidgeon didn't cut my career short (can't call him a bum or it'd look like sour grapes. ).



[Edit] Thought of a better captain.