Today I burnt popcorn in my microwave.

It was the kind with the cardboard container which expands as it pops. I put it in upside down and it popped some of the kernels but then burned the center into a charred, smoking cinder. I had run water from the sink to get it to stop smouldering. The smoke detector never went off but the whole house stinks.

This is just a continuation of my ride last night. I forgot to eat dinner and stopped to get some food on my ride but had forgotten to bring money so I'm standing in McDonalds in cycling gear like, "Duh?" The bar mount for my light switch got lost somewhere on the road and so I southern engineered it temporarily. I had mounted the light wrong and motorists kept flashing their bright lights and I'm like WTF till I realized. Luckily my multi-tool has a phillips head but then my speed sensor started reading zero and my average speed was like 9 MPH or something. I scared a cat which ran back and forth in front of my bike and I almost ran it over. Then it started to drizzle. I wanted to do 50+ miles but I just went home and had a sandwich and went to bed.

And the jersey I ordered is suuuuuuper nice but it doesn't fit.


-Tim-