Well, you're more or less my size and I'm just up here near Visalia. Wish I had some reasonable cash to offer but I'm saving for a first anniversary trip with my wife next month! I've long admired Vitus but haven't had the opportunity to ride one. I'm not exactly a Good Will but if you're thinking about donations...

(p.s. Please don't take this seriously - I would never actually ask anyone, much less a stranger, to give me a nice bicycle.)