ok people, for those of you that dont get this post... ma boys ex just KEEPS on bugging him... she rung him up mebbe 30 tmes the other day, loads of emails etc... he wants no part of it... he's a dedicated carnivore that had to go to the dark side of veganism whilst he was dating her... he wants some advice as to how to put her off i guess. thanks so much for all your commetns so far, but i need more - ya aunty nasty needs more... and i'm not talking about stapling strips of bacon to ya pumas... (that is a bristish thing - our rashers of bacon look more like the puma thing than your very odd us rashers, HOWEVER uastraqlian bacon sucks. tastes waaay too piggy) if you aint getting it, then check out www.movingtargetzine.com. i do the agony aunt column. it aint rocket science