I hate it when it's raining and a group of 60 million pedestrians don't see any cars so they decide to cross the street when I have a green light. Since skidding, skipping, or anything short of flinging myself onto a lightpole will not stop me I just scream at the top of my lungs GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD!!!! I usually end up doing a seated skid through the crowd like I was moses.

That always puts a smile on my face.

A few months ago I got on a kick where I would smack things out of a peds hands if they weren't looking in the direction of traffic and I had to avoid them.

I just learned I have to get surgery on my shoulder because of hitting a ped that j-walked across a bridge.