I have a quiz for Expat. After a few years in aus lets see how much he's learned.
http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html
As for my results -
You got 20 answers right.
You got 0 answers wrong.
You're a bottler, mate!
You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well bugger me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!
Might be in America, but havent lost my touch