Mate, I hate to break it to you but if you live in Newie you are a city dweller. It may not be a large city but it is still a city. You have reticulated water, a sewerage system, public transport and shops within a 5 minute drive if you choose to use them. And finally you have weirdos doing strange things in public toilets.

Try tank water, water pumps, septic system, no public transport, 35 minute drive at 100 km/hr to the nearest shops and then you can say you ain't no city slicker.

And there sure ain't no funny stuff like you saw out in the country - that's why we have sheep.