Well done Odin. It's a great feeling having a win.

I was pissed up the pub one night and was bull****ting as per usual. I told some chicks I work with that winning a bike race is better than sex. One of them says something like 'you mustn't be very good at sex then'. I told the know-it-all bag I was an absolute champion in the sack, and then asked how many friggin bike races had she won.