Many years ago when I was a youngster I was very good at popping and riding wheelies.
One day I was riding home and saw a group of girls. I popped a wheelie and was riding it, showing out for the ladies, being cool, and the next I thing I know is, I am waking up several minutes later on the couch of one of the young ladies.
Seems the front wheel exited the bike while I was riding my wheely, you can probably visualize the rest. I don't remember anything but seeing the girls and popping the wheely. Nice wounds, lots of TLC.
The things I do for women.