The plan is evolving. Turns out my vehicle can tow the uhaul big boy.

That and every moving company we spoke to seems to think all the other ones are fraudulent. They all have a bad rating with the BBB. The entire industry seems to be soundly hated. Makes the insane rant above sound well reasoned.

So we’re going to shove it all into a trailer, drive it over, and store it while we house hunt for the next few months. I’ll bubble wrap the bikes and they’ll get a nice safe spot in the trailer. I’ll apply the appropriate padding to keep them intact even if it’s an emergency stop.

The bikes are steel and not fragile. It’s the cosmetics I want to protect.