OK, I got referred to this site from CL and this was my original posting.

"This seems like the appropriate spot for this, and technically it is a sale- that's right you'll get a dollar.

OK, first real vacation in about 3 years and I am no tourist. I grew up in a tourist town, so I'm not into the industry. I recently got back to fixed although by back, I s'pose it's more a newbie status, my earlier status was more involuntary (loaner from anotherr messenger). I've got basic skills and brakeless. I'm interested to see how the streets of SF treat me. Anyhow, I'm down for a week and would like to ride around, maybe get some insight but above all else pretty much have a spring break centered around my life of bicycle culture. My trade for this besides my awesome hillarity and extensive cruiser bike knowledge will be a pound (hell I'll make it a kilo for reference's sake), of Stumptown grade a crack cocaine quality coffee beans. I don't care who you are as long as you're chill and know the city."