Originally Posted by
skidder
And what about the track/velo racer? Instead of the big gut you're going to have to flip him/her upside down and show the well-developed "super thighs."
I used to go to the T-Town track once or twice a year for road rides and/or swap meets. One time there was a rider wearing a Penn State kit. Her thighs were scary huge. She looked mutated. I had a hard time imagining her being able to walk normally.