Re golden shower - nah, she didn't report it, a security guard at the village saw the "revelry" and reported it on her behalf. It went something like this - three pissed cyclists decide to take off all or some of their kit and run round the village with the lads encouraging the chickie to get into the streaking spirit a little more, then the boys stop for a wee and aim it in girlie's direction or some such carry on.

As usual, the recipe for instant fkwit/******/rshole/etc - just add alcohol