People wave at me so I flick them off because how dare they not know I prefer a very complicated wave that is performed with over 73 individiual steps and if they don't do it they are jerks.

Also what's the deal with these costume people also setting of my Garmin when I am totally beating them at the race I came up with in my head. Just because I am totally beating them from behind doesn't mean they should be wearing costumes and setting off my Garmin. Speaking of Garmin every time I use it I end up in a lake because there are different shades of blue and I cannot be bothered to look at my surroundings that is why I got the Garmin so I could be in a computers the entire time.

I am the real king of cycling because I know how to wave and race on the MUP and I am an expert level mountain biker when I hit those curbs.