Clarinet section hair update:

There were four female third clarinetists on the row in front of me tonight.

One of them has normal hair.

The previously-discussed blue/brown hair was on the far end. Her blue hairs are fading. Not sure how that works.

The seniorist one has been in band for a while. She used to live in NY. She has reddish highlights to her hair. She seems oldish to be doing that kind of thing, but it's not badly done.

The other one did something to her hair during the last week. It's majority dark, but on the right side it is majority red. Not as bad as the blue hair, but still strange.

I think these are the only people in the band with their hair dyed unnatural colours. A cluster right in front of me. Weird.