Originally Posted by
indyfabz
I met a German girl in England who was going to school in France.
“Well I’ve never been to England
but I Kinda like the Beatles”….
The new puppy is having real issues. In a fit of genius, I decided that since he hasn’t had a poop accident in two days, to let him sleep with his crate door open. I awakened at 3:00 AM to hear a wet fart noise and leaped of bed without turning on the light - a big mistake. I immediately stepped in a warm sloppy, gushy pile of poo. I then hopped to the bathroom to wash my foot while seeing several gushy piles on the light colored close pile carpet. MrsRSbob awakened and got him outside where he just sat on the lawn - since he had already relieved himself. I then got out the carpet cleaning machine and got to work. Put the dog in his crate and finally got back to sleep about 4:30.
#Living the dream