Originally Posted by Matthew A Brown
Oh and the cops brought the bike home, handlebars parallel to the front wheel.
The jacket, the BRAND NEW FANCYPANTS BRITISH EURO-DICK CYCLING JACKET, is well-nigh untouched.
I don't get it either.
Good god man looks like you were pretty lucky. not just that your shiny new "euro-dick" jacket came out of it OK, but that you still have a face and stuff. Glad yer OK. Maybe you shouldda had a doppio espresso before you got on the bike
