Originally Posted by badkarma
I went on my last ride as a single man last night.
Too bad the wife to be won't let me bring the bike to Aruba with me, as she claims she doesn't want to share me with the mistress during the honeymoon.
Yeah, you gotta nip that **** in the bud. Next thing you know, you'll be asking permission to watch TV.
If she starts to complain about "sharing" you with the bike, retort with "nobody's stopping you from getting a bike and riding with me". I've found that tends to shut them (non-riding people) up rather quickly.