Okay, here's some late night brainstorming.

Kytol

Boondock

Steel Wheels

Mad Hatter

Hazmat

Tolling Bell

Bender

Iron Horse

C:\

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Beeswax

Lucille

Tube Streak Boogie

Dreamland

Area 51

Grumpy

Model T

Canned Heat

Gatorbait

Long, Hard and Narrow

Farthammer

BTU

Steel Monkey

Hardpan

Hardtail

Hardcore

Holmes (you were waiting for it)

Ballbuster

No Frills

Scorch

Steely Dan (seat optional)

Brazen

Sneaky Pete

Doppleganger

Cartmann

One-Adam-12

Goose

Winkerbean

Mr. Bean

Black Betty

FUBAR

Final Approach

Ol Hickory

Down and Out

Enzo

Clip Art