I'm an expert at driving with one bung wing after three shoulder dislocations and reconstructive surgery. Including a dislocation the day before flying to the UK for a five week driving holiday. If only Avis knew I took my sling off to go in and pick up the rental, then stopped round the corner to put it back on.

Crap, the Waratahs have gone 16-14 up. 8 minutes to go.