Somone told me an old 'true' story about a 'mate' on a Fireblade racing a guy in a Lotus Esprit Turbo.
Anyway, the kicker is at 150Mph they are side by side, eyeballing each other. The guy on the blade is hanging on for his life, the guy in the Lotus reaches across and picks up an apple which he starts to munch on while driving with one hand....

LOL....