And that's why bmxboard has not allowed new members in forevers.
If you're legitimately interested in BMX check that out (if you are then you probably already have). There's a mature immaturity in that board (stupid funny stuff sans 12 yos) but there's also pros and industry types and legit conversation.
I hope you picked the bikeforums BMX board because of the juvi crowd there rather than because it was BMX. Let's all say it together: riding bikes irregardless of what kind is fun. Not to mention that most adult BMXicans are jacked and could probably spank most fixie riders ;-)
I did read it and think it was funny btw. I also ride fixed, BMX, and freeride/dh.