Allegedly I just watched the Super 14 final, but it just looked like a bunch of blokes running around in the fog with the commentators saying "I think that's Tamati Ellison taking the ball up" and the man on the sideline responding with "no that was the water boy Murray".

I got my last shred of dignity caught in my chain this arvo when I had an OTB crossing a water filled ditch after the front wheel got bogged - right in front of an elderly couple who didn't know whether to laugh or hobble off for help.